AISubs v3.7
- Yaro Matsuda! - Shibuya!
- Tairo Matsuda! - Well, this time, Tairo Otsuda is here with us.
- No, don't do that. - You promised you wouldn't pick it up.
This time, it's a very simple game.
I think it's a battle you can't predict.
This studio is full of people all day long.
There's food and you can charge your batteries.
- I thought we could make it even more fulfilling. - Yes, yes.
- The three of us have prepared two things you might like. - Yes, yes.
We're going to set it up for you.
Since we're volunteers, we'll set up a price for you.
You'll simply pay for it and be happy about it for a long time.
We'd like to see how much you can make with it.
- You don't know why we're doing this, do you? - Yeah.
- You said you wanted to do it, so you did it. - That's right.
It's a lot of stuff, but we're going to set it up for you, so you don't know.
- You did a good job. - That's what it looked like, didn't it?
- You did a good job. - You did a good job.
From now on, you'll get paid when you say stuff that's not me.
- About 10 yen. - So you're going to do the first one.
No, no, no! I don't want to do it! Wait!
Other members and other staff can use it as they like.
Other members can look at it without knowing which one it is and use it if they think it's really good.
- Shall we introduce it now? - Yes.
It's a product that fits your needs.
- It comes with a lot of things. - Yes.
- Please close your eyes for a moment. - Yes.
- Thank you for waiting. - Yes.
- I'm sure you'll be excited. - Yes.
- Now, please open your eyes. - One, two, three!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is...
- Wow! - Wow!
- Glow and eye gloss. - Wow!
- There's a full package. - Wow!
- The winner is... - Congratulations!
- Ryo and Dosumizu cut it up and threw it away. - They threw it away!
- This time, we'll start with one cigarette. - Wow!
- Recently, there have been quite a few including the staff. - Yes.
- It's like you can sell as many as you want in one turn. - Yes.
- Here's one. - Yes.
- It's 100 yen. - Wow!
- It's expensive! - Wow!
- Is it okay? - Didn't you cut it up, staff?
- The staff who thought it was expensive also... - Oh, I want you to cut it up.
- No, it's 100 yen. - Seriously?
- This is quite expensive, so it's dangerous to collect even a little. - Hahaha!
- It's about 170,000 yen in total. - Really?!
- For the first time.
- What?! This?! - It's now 1,000 yen.
- I'm happy about this. - I see.
- Yes, and there's one more. - Yes.
- I'd like you to edit the other one for about four seconds. - Okay.
- Yes. - So I spent too much money.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- Yes, and here's another product. - Yes.
- Yes, you can get a check for 500 yen once. - Wow!
- Thank you very much! - Hahaha!
- Well, it's like a memory of your usual shooting.
- Well, it's my turn next. - I think I should go.
- No, it's me. Well, can you bring me the example one?
- Yes, the first one is this! Ta-da! - Oh?
- Here it is.
- It's a soft cream maker. - Oh!
- I'm sure you've said "eat as much as you like" or something like that, but you definitely want to do it, first of all.
- Wow, look at this. - Wow.
- You make ice cream like this once, but it's really hard to decide how much you want to spend.
- Wow, once...
- Wow!
- 2,000 yen! - Yes.
- Seriously? - A failure you can't get tired of.
- Did you spend too much? Did you spend too much? - No, but if you don't need it, you don't have to do it, do you?
- You can eat Haagen-Dazs and stuff like that. You just want to do it, right?
- That's right. - Here's 300 yen for once!
- Hahaha!
- But Haagen-Dazs is expensive.
- If you can do it with 300 yen, you can do it like a stall. - Yeah, it might feel like a stall.
- This is something that everyone, like the staff, can do.
- It's not something you can earn in common.
- It's a safe product like that.
- There's one more, but there's a little movement.
- Let's go next to it. - I'm sure it's that.
- Seriously? - Oh!
- Here it is! - Wow!
- If you look at it, you'll think it's going up a little.
- This is what I prepared!
- Are you not going to use the bag?
- Ta-da!
- Hahaha!
- Instruments series!
- I put the whole set here! - Yeah!
- This is a rental shop only for instruments! - We have everything from spin-offs to whatever! - Yay! - And this is... - Wow! - Once every ten minutes! - You just rent it, press this, and ten minutes later you return it, right? - Yes, yes, yes. - I want to make this one hundred yen! - Ahh! - Ahh! - If it's an instrument series, can you read it in ten minutes? - Hahaha! - It's like, "drrrrrr", and it's like a Parapara manga. - Well, rather than reading it from scratch, I'd like you to read your favorite line during the shoot. - And I prepared something you can enjoy quietly like this because you can't make a sound.
- It's too funny today, so don't laugh like you stretched your tongue out while reading it. - Hahaha! - Your voice might go in during the shoot. - If you do that, I'll cut your eyeballs off. - Hahaha! - That's how it is. - Yes. - Is it my turn? - Yes! - Well, first of all, I'd like you to read an ordinary one. - Yes! - Yes, that one. - Please edit this in four seconds, too. - An ordinary four seconds? - Yes! - Here it is! - Yes! - What's this? - What's this? - Yes! - Ohh! - Ohh! - No, no, no! - Hurry up! - Four seconds is too much! - Four seconds!
- It's not too much, is it? - Give me four more seconds! - Four more seconds? - Yes! - Go ahead! - Everyone here is using their smartphones a lot, right? This is a smartphone clip!
- You can charge it at the same time! - I see.
- By the way, how much does it cost? - It costs 500 yen for one hour!
- Oh... - Oh...
- So you've been doing it for a long time. - Well, smartphones can be really messy, right?
- You should try it at least once! - And the second one!
- Yes! - A secret box! - Oh!
- Is it like a gacha? - No, the contents are decided, but...
- You leave the secret box and... - Oh!
- And the moment you put it in... - Hahaha!
- Wow! - So you're only curious about it!
- You've been doing it for a long time! - Yes!
- You should try it at least once! - Wow!
- I'm going to see how expensive it is! - Is that so?
- The price is... - Yes!
- 20,000 yen! - You've been doing it for too long!
- You've been greedy! - Yes!
- Wow! I've been doing it for too long! I've been doing it for too long!
- What's so convincing about 20,000 yen?
- Hahaha!
- Let's compare them!
- It looks like 10,000 yen! - Hahaha!
- 10,000 yen, right? - 10,000 yen!
- Well, even if it's only that... I can't run away from 100 cigarettes...
- That's true... - Yeah...
- I can't run away from 100 cigarettes...
- Even if it's only that, it's pretty scary... - Yeah...
- But of course...
- The person who bought it...
- If you prepare it now...
- You can take it back to the store, right?
- Huh?
- Can you take back the garbage? - Hahaha!
- I can't really predict this...
- I don't know which one you'll choose...
- It doesn't look like it's very interesting... - Yeah...
- Then...
- Tokai no moya's...
- New generation...
- Big money life...
- Start!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- What kind of camera is it? - What kind of camera...
- It doesn't have to be anything, does it? - Yeah, it's normal.
- It's the usual studio. - What's this?
- If you're asked "what's this?", it says "one for 100 yen".
- It's like "one of your favorite for 100 yen".
- Didn't you have one of those men's soles?
- Are you used to it? - Wow!
- It's only 500 yen! - Can I have five of them?
- It looks like a game cassette.
- It's like "Game Boy".
- The volume is like that.
- Can I have five of them? - Five of the same?
- Five of them. - Like this?
- Oh, you're right. - It's in.
- What should I do? I want to try "room tech".
- I'll have one of these "energy spark mint".
- Oh, there's a new one. - Call me.
- I'm sorry, but there's still a lot left. - There's still a lot left.
- Huh?! - Excuse me, can I have one of those "lil"s?
- Oh no, oh no. - There's only one main body.
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- This is in the way. - Why are you so excited?
- It looks like a lot of fun. - I'm really lost.
- I can't decide at all.
- Maybe I'll buy one of these "nebius" "room tech" ones.
- Let's hurry up and have fun. - Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- I'm off! - I'm off!
- Hey! I bought a 30-pound one, guys! - This is what I want the most right now.
- Please eat it! - It's all free, so it's 54 yen. - Yes!
- Isn't this better than this? - What? Why now?
- Isn't this it? When you pour in the soft cream mix... Oh, this is the one you put in the soft cream.
- Oh, it's really good! - But I like this one better.
- Well, at least you can throw this away. - No, no, no, no.
- Isn't this fine? - No, there's this.
- I'm paying for it. - That's right.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- As for today, I don't know who this belongs to, but I'd like you to prioritize this one. - I'm sorry!
- I'll tell you about it next time. - That's right.
- I'm the only one who doesn't know which one belongs to who. - Oh, I know, I know, I know.
- Does everyone know what they all have? - Yes.
- I'll look over here for a second. This is it. - Oh, this is a mystery.
- One hour and 500 yen. - That's right.
- This is where you can charge your phone, cleaners, and savings. - Wow, that's amazing!
- Yeah, Shibayu really recommended it yesterday. - And this one.
- This is... - Interesting.
- One hour and 500 yen. - Oh, "cheeky"!
- I said "cheeky" first. - You know, you're playing a character like this.
- Maybe you'll get a little excited later on. - Yeah, I'll do it now.
- Wow, 500 yen. - Are you going for it?
- Oh, it opened! - Oh, it's opened!
- Do you open it if you push it? - Push it. Push it.
- Oh... - Oh, it's opened! It's opened!
- Oh, it's opened! - Huh? What's this?
- That's... - What is it?
- I wonder what it is. - Yeah.
- Why can't I see it?
- You can go there. - Thank you very much!
- Okay, cheese! - Thank you very much.
- Oh, it's opened! - Oh, it's opened!
- Look! I want to see where it comes out!
- It looks like a research institute! - Oh, wow!
- It's like a research institute for beginners! - It's like a research institute!
- It's like the beginning of a legend! - Wow, I want one of these, too!
- I'm going to buy one! - It's like a child's...
- Oh, wow, wow, wow! - It's very popular!
- It's very popular in research institutes! - Here we go!
- Okay, cheese!
- Wow, it's nice! - It's wonderful!
- It's nice, isn't it?
- That's about it! - Is it this one?
- It looks like a rental shop in front of the school.
- It's a little expensive, doesn't it?
- Well, it's expensive, but...
- Don't you have it? - I haven't read about this area yet.
- Oh, well, this is... - Oh, oh, oh!
- It's the latest equipment... - No, it's expensive!
- No, it's equipment!
- And finally, that one! - What is it?
- That's crazy!
- Well, you won't know what it is. - It's expensive!
- It's just curiosity. - It's expensive!
- Please use it! - Okay!
- Please use it in the future. - Please use it in the future.
[The next day]
- Oh! - Oh!
- The soft cream machine is working! - Ikuto-kun, whose is this?
- Takano-san put it in the store. - Oh!
- How is it? Is it easy? - I'm just mixing it with milk and it's fun.
- You can do it with just that? - Yeah.
- You can do it with just that? - I'd be happy if there was soft cream.
- I was surprised. I thought you'd be there for the members. - You too, right?
[20 minutes later]
- It hasn't been about 20 minutes. - It's been a while.
- Okay, I'll pour it in.
- It's done! - It's not done yet.
- Oh, but I'll eat it. - Corn shake.
- It's good. - Oh!
- This is good! - Okay, 300 yen.
- Here I go! - Oh, it's coming out!
- Well, I guess that's about it. - Okay, I'll eat it.
- Mmm! It's good! - This is the first one and I got it, so I'll do it again.
- That was close. I'm glad you all did it. - It's dangerous.
- If you do this, you won't sell for a lifetime. - I'll make sure it's perfect.
- I'm counting on you. - Okay.
[20 minutes later]
- Are you going to buy it for me? - I'll try it.
- It's kind of hot in the room today, isn't it? - It's hot, isn't it?
- Oh! - You!
- It seems like you can buy a lot of milk just by raising the temperature once in Nagoya Dome. - Wow!
- You did it! - Hahaha!
- You know that, so you're suspicious, don't you? - Idiot! The only thing I set up was a cigarette and a check!
- Don't say that! - Wow!
- Huh? - Oh, there it is!
Huh? It's not like that...
- Huh? Like this? - What is this?
- Is this 300 yen? - Isn't it octopus?!
- Eat it! - It looks like it's handmade.
- How is it? - Is it good?
It tastes good, but it feels like it's just melted.
- You're good at this! - It's good, it's good!
- It's not good! - It's really good!
- You can't sell this to customers! - You're too good at it!
- Oh, it's one of our regular customers! - Yay!
- It's one of our regular customers! Thank you very much! - Thank you for the food!
- I'm sorry! - I love you!
Wow! Look at that!
Everyone, please try the corn too next time!
I'll be waiting for you again!
- Huh? Customer? - Oh, yes?
I have a little bit of time.
- I have pretty much everything. - Oh!
But I don't have... I haven't read this area yet.
- I'll go! - Okay!
- Start! - Okay, I'll go!
Wait, I'll read it too.
Oh, you can't?
- You can't do that, customer! - Huh?
- You can't do that, customer! - Isn't it fine? My friend is reading it.
No, you can't do that! It's not like party hunting or anything like that!
- Oh, I like this! It's like a commercial for a manga! - Yeah!
Ah! I want to read it!
It's really funny.
- She said she wanted to meet you. - Yeah.
- And you know, Bucky, you just need a car or a train, right? - Yeah.
- It's because you're in a hurry... - That's right!
- ...that you're running! That's why you're running! - Hahaha!
- Toshi-san, Yume-san... - Yes?
- Has anyone put this in yet? - No, not yet...
- I haven't put it in yet... I think I've only paid the check yet...
- I'm particularly curious about this one... - It's too expensive...
- It's expensive, isn't it? - Yeah...
- I don't know... It feels like a disc, doesn't it? - Yeah...
- Because if someone puts this in, this guy will win, right?
- It's creepy, isn't it? - Yeah...
- It's creepy, isn't it? - Shall we put it in?
- Shall we play rock-paper-scissors? - I think it's better to share our impressions of it...
- Yeah... - Let's do it!
- Okay... - Rock-paper-scissors at first!
- Okay... Let's put it in! - I wonder what will happen...
- It's definitely not a good thing... - Well, well, well...
- Well... - Okay...
- Shall we put it in? - It's poor!
- Wow! It's expensive!
- Well...
- The winner is...
- Here we go!
- Is it in? - Yes!
- Ta-dah!
- Congratulations!
- Thank you, sir!
- I'll give you a special item as a gift!
- Oh! An item! - Yes!
- Wait a minute, please!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Here you go!
- A passport with my blood type!
- No, no, no...
- No, no, no... It's scary! It's scary! It's scary!
- What is it? What is it?
- Oh! It says you have a big blood type!
- Please show it to me! - Huh?
- Please show it to me!
I've decided!
I'm gonna use it for the rest of my life!
For the rest of your life...
For the rest of your life!
Wait a minute...
Maybe you're right.
For the rest of your life!
You're a serial killer!
I can't do it without it!
I'm gonna carry it and put it in my bag!
I'm gonna give it back to the person I hate the most.
It's so cheap!
You don't have to pay for it.
I'll pay for it!
You can still ship it, can't you?
I can still ship it.
I'll pay for it.
You can't do it by yourself.
It's only 7,000 yen!
You can't do it with me.
Who do you give ownership rights to?
If you open it by yourself, it's a crime.
It's a crime.
It's 5,000 yen each.
I didn't know it was this important.
I've been told that for the rest of my life.
I can make you a toy for the rest of my life.
I'll give it back to you if you don't touch it.
Shit!
What do you mean "shit"?
You can buy it not only for us but also for the staff, right?
That's right.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Buy it! Buy it!
Why? Why?
You're the only one who doesn't buy it!
I'm sick of it!
I don't usually spend a lot of money.
I've been spending a lot of money lately.
But it's cheap, isn't it?
But it looks like a scratch with this, so it's cheap.
You were that kind of person.
Buy it!
I'll give it to you.
There are already three owners.
Shit!
Huh?
I'll buy it.
Shibai's blood, sweat and tears.
I'll put it in!
It's in!
Congratulations!
Okay, let's get started.
Here you go.
It's worse than I thought!
It was pretty tight.
It's not forever, but it's amazing that this paper lasts forever.
It's amazing that it's laminate.
It's important.
You can use it as an app or a mobile phone.
I'm really regretting it.
I made a mistake.
Let's get serious.
So, October is over.
I'm going to collect the money I've been collecting.
To be honest, I knew the winner at the end of the video.
Let's see how much money I've collected.
Can I start now?
First of all, a check for 500 yen.
It's worse than I thought.
Here we go.
It's good.
4,500 yen.
9,000 yen.
It's good.
Next, a check for 500 yen.
I've been using it a lot.
It's good.
9,700 yen.
It's good.
Did you sell 97 books?
I sold 97 books.
It's good.
It's decided that I'm going to win.
It's a battle of an expert and a beginner.
First of all, a check for 1,100 yen.
It's good.
1,400 yen.
It's not bad.
It was a little crazy.
And a soft clip.
Do it first.
Why?
I can't shoot in the meantime.
It's noisy, so I can't stop shooting.
1,000 yen.
6 points.
3,600 yen.
Well, well, well.
5,000 yen.
It's a joke, isn't it?
I think you're born with 5,000 yen profit just by leaving it alone.
That's right.
Finally, I'll start with 10,000 yen.
It's a bloodshed passport.
I was going to kill you for the first time.
But it's more popular than I thought.
I was a little surprised.
Wow!
It's totally different.
40,000 yen.
It's crazy.
This business is amazing.
It's not like it's 10,000 yen, it's like 100,000 yen.
And a smartphone washing machine.
Didn't you shoot it in a video?
That's right.
Here we go.
What do you mean?
You're doing business like Kasumi.
My business, Kasumi.
This time, it's Shibuya.
Shibuya is the most popular place.
It's like Tsurugachi.
I didn't think I'd lose to Shibuya's bloodshed.
It's less than Shibuya's bloodshed.
I don't know what I said first.
I'm going to get all the products.
Products too.
I'm not happy about that.
I did my best with my bloodshed.
With your bloodshed,
Shibuya will get this money and weapons and cigarettes.
Respect.
When you do business,
If you work too hard, you'll lose money.
If you expect too much, you won't sell at all.
Looking at our experience,
Let's think about what kind of business we should do in the future.
I hope you can get along with your business life.
Are you kidding me?
Stop it!